Sunday, March 22, 2009

Your Day Today



The subtle significance of the craft of reading a horoscope is often misunderstood. That your horoscope doesn't come true only demonstrates that you haven't read between the lines to comprehend an elusive deeper insight. For truth chooses only those who are tuned to the frequency of its vibrations. It isn't as pre-ordained as it is inevitable. Cosmic planetary interplay indicates that a day of such inevitabilities lies ahead...

Aries : Avoid punching yourselves in the nose today. It may hurt.

Taurus: You wont get output because of syntax error. Literally. Metaphorically.

Gemini: Your fly is open.

Cancer: Say yes.

Leo: Rehearse your PJs before you crack them.

Virgo: Your mom knows what you are upto.

Libra: You'll feel happy today. But don't worry. Its just a passing phase.

Scorpio: You may get the good news today... or mebbe not...

Sagittarius: You may imply that she has horns. You will be misunderstood.

Capricorn: By the end of today, you'll feel older by a day.

Aquarius: You'll be in the pink of health today... Even though its been more than a week since Holi.

Pisces: The precious moments wasted reading a blog post will prove costly...

You won't get your last three minutes back. Have a nice day........ : )

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